I would like to introduce you all to a recently discovered, yet long standing, medical condition. It is know as HUA (pronounced like hooey only with an a at the end.) It is otherwise know as Head Up Ass. As you can see that it is related to hooey. Usually HUA suffers also suffer from being full of hooey.



Now there are several different stages of HUA. Unfortunately the most severe cases of HUA are the most difficult to diagnose. Suffers of this severe form often appear to be normal, until it is realized that the person has their head so far up there that it appears to be in its normal position.



So, if you see someone suffering from HUA realize that it is not entirely their fault. Also understand that they will need much help to recover from HUA. A good place to start is to give them a good swift kick in the ass...